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"Churches still hold services, London still has its bishops, the Traitor Empress is still the head of the Church of England. Theology has become more flexible, of course. People are more polite about Hell. A few of the saints seem to have had a change of name."
The Church.
The Anglican Church still survives in London. It just has to be more delicate about devils, because after all, it's now among devils...
The Good Book[]
Despite London's rather inconvenient relocation, the Church still has a strong grip on the theology of the city. However, due to Hell's close proximity to London, it is no longer considered impolite to use infernal curses; even the most proper ladies of the Neath sometimes say "d__n", though it remains censored in writing.[1]
While the churches themselves are still considered places of virtue and charity, some of them are also home to various forms of villainy. For example, St. Dunstan's church is rumored to be a base of operations for spirifers.
The presence of devils combined with the elusiveness of death means that the Church had to make quite a few changes to the Bible. These changes are overseen by Saint Cyriac's Illuminated College, more commonly known as God's Editors. They often edit the Good Book to reflect recent events, but they may have certain knowledge regarding a passage of St. Matthew...
The Saints of the Church[]
- St. John the Baptist
- St. Matthew
- St. George
- St. Joshua - patron of spies
- St. Fiacre - patron of medicine and gardeners
- St. Cyriac - patron of learning (this is a definite attribute change)
- St. Dunstan - patron of smiths of every kind, as well as musicians
- St. Meliflua - patron of anarchists and devils (ahistorical; we find it rather amusing that the patron saint of devils has a name having to do with honey...)
- Saints Gertrude de Nivelles, Stephen-in-the-River, Aegidius, Simeon, Giles, Nathanael, Vincent of Saragossa, Guthlac, Leonard, Cyril, Agafa, Sebastian, Brillifage, Ulrich, Erasmus, and Cadfael all are mentioned in events. Some are real, while others are fictional.
Some Intriguing Snippets[]
"Thou shalt not bind the church-bat's ears; and the labourer is worthy of his reward." - the Book Timorous (changed from 1 Timothy 5:18)[2]
"Here beneath the earth, we drink dust, we dine with bones. Our mouths are stuffed with herbs. What uncoils in our hearts?" - Proverbs 41:3[3]
"When you lie down, your name is forgotten. In the absence of names, yea, your sleep shall be sweet." - Proverbs 3:24[4]
"The waters were gathered together, the floods slept in the Sun's blindness, and the depths rose like the Moon, in the light at the edge of the sea." - Exodus 15:8
"No man, when he hath lighted a candle, putteth it in a secret place [...]" - Luke 11:33 (largely unchanged)[5]
"For I was hungry, and I ate you. I was thirsty, and I drank you" - ALL:SHALL[6]
"I was hungry, and you gave me only the pelt of trees. I was thirsty and you gave me only ink." - BE:WELL[7]
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"Ask, and all may yet be well. Seek, and we may yet find. Knock, and listen for the echo." - Matthew 7:7[8] "I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink." - Matthew 25:35 (largely unchanged)[9] POST-FINAL REVISED EXCEPTIONAL EDITION. NOT FOR PUBLICATION. DO NOT TOUCH. DO NOT LOOK. RUN AWAY. (Page removed) - Matthew 25:42[10] | ||
In addition, books appear to have been added to the canon, such as the Epistle of Barnabas.[11]
Notable Clergymen[]
The Loquacious Vicar is an overly enthusiastic but rather sharp fellow who seeks knowledge about the soul trade and wishes to publish research about such matters.
The Bishop of St Fiacre's is a rather mysterious clergyman who may harbor certain secrets of his own.
The Catholic Church of St. Leonard is known for its unorthodox, but highly profitable, forms of penance for criminals and their associates.
The Postlapsarian Synod on the Eucharist is known for its extensive debates in theology, and the very high consumption of wine amongst its members. One of its members is the Affable Monsignor.
The boisterous Bishop of Southwark is an influential individual who, among his many duties, is charged with maintaining the peace between London and Hell, but he may have plans of his own...
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